Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Michael Brown

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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