- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i had sex.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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