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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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irish man drinking john smiths

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

There's my tractor.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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