what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Weaner

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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