What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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