- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Who wants $300? Me too.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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