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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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