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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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