When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Jordan is pregant

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Good job, son.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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