- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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