- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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