Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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outside your comfort zone

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Republicans

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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