A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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