What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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