What is life? Paul.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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womans having rights.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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