how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Stealth baseballs record

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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James Patrick Campbell

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Anti Joke

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