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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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