- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Chlamydia

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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