- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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