Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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