a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Anti - Jokes. com

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...