Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Anti Joke

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