- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Whats the defination of cruelty

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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