What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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