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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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