- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

[Insert anti-joke here]

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

I forgot what i was gonna say

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Knock Knock.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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