How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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