- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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