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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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