- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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