- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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