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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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