- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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