- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

what did one computer say to the other .........

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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