- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

antonio has a penis head.lol

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