Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Anti Joke

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