You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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