- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

that wall over there ->

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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