- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

homosexual rights to marriage

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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