Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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