- Anti Joke

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!