- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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