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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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