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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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