what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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