What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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God is real.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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No it doesnt..

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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