- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

I don't believe in giraffes.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Connor is homo

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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