how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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