why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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black chicken. kfc

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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