Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

My cat just died.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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