- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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