- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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