How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Jordan is pregant

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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