- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What's 9+10? 19

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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