- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

steven hawking walks into a bar

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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