How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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