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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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