- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

all these jokes are horrible now

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??