If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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