- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Andoni was here

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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