You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Anti Joke

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