A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Yo Mama just died.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Where's my baby??

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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