What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Obama lin Baden.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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