- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Happy Monday!

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Get on the boat.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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