- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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