What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Weaner

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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