Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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