Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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