- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

haha black people :D

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What do I hate? people

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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