Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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