- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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