- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

asians have slitted eyes lol

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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