when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Anti Joke

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