Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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