What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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What do I hate? people

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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