My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Justin Bieber

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Anti Joke

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