I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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