What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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