- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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