- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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