- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

What's just not right? Left

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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