- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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