- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

My cat just died.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Peas

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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