- Anti Joke

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.