Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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