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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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