We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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