- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

i saw amango it splootered

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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