Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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