I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Ross.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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