A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Where's my baby??

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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