How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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