- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I have cancer. And you're next.

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