Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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