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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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