- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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