What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Weaner

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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