- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Roses are red Im adopted

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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