Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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