- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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