what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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