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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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