What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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