Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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