- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

9/11 my birthday

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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