- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

why is pie good. because it just is.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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