What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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