- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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