My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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knock knock who's there ?

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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