- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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