Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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