I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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