Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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SEX

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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David Cameron

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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