Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Your big dick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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