- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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