a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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God is real.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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