Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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