- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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