Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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