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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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deez nuts

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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69.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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