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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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time to spruce up!

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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