What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Caroline Kelly.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Chuck Norris is dead......

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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