- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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