- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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