- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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