"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Knock Knock.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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