- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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