What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Weaner

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Anti Joke

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