- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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