Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops