A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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