Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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