A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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