Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

womens rights.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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