How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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