- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

a man was shot.... he died

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Women's rights.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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