Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Once upon a time a was born

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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