what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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