- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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