- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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