Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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An anti-joke

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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