- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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