Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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