a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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So there's this girl who really wanted red socks. She goes to the store, socks are $2. Well, that sucks, she thinks. I only have $1. So she goes home and asks her mom for a buck. Sure, the mom replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my vacuum cleaner. So the girl fixes the vacuum cleaner, mom giver her the buck. The girl goes to the store, but wait. Socks are $3 now. Girl goes home, asks her dad for a buck. Sure, the dad replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my car. Girl fixes car, dad gives het a buck. Girls goes to store.Well damn, the socks are $4 now. She goes home and asks her brother for a buck. Sure, her brother replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my computer. Girl fixes computer, brother giver her a buck. Girl goes to store and FINALLY buys the socks. She comes home. Mother dead. Vacuum cleaner exploded. For 1 month the girl mourns her mom. Finally she can wear her socks. Ah crap, car accident. After 1 month mourning her dad she can finally wear the socks. Well, turns out she can't. Brother dead cause of exploded computer. After yet another month of mourning, she can FINALLY wear her red socks. So she does. Suddenly the doorbell rings. The girl opens the door and there's a polar bear standing in front of her. What did the polar bear say? WELL NOTHING, BECAUSE POLAR BEARS CANNOT TALK!!!

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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