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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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