What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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