- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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