- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

knock knock Goodbye

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