What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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