- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

. . I am a whale

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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