- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

NEVER

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

i'm hard

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Im taking a shit right now.

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