How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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