why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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