Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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Take part of what?

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Oh, go away

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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