Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Fine, ladies first.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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