Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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