- Anti Joke

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Caroline Kelly.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Chuck Norris is dead......

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot