A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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