- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

why does the man appear fat he is

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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