Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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