- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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