Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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