What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Knock Knock.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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