- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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