whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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