- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What did Reed read? A. Read?

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Chris is hairy

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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