Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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I'm tired.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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