Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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