- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

The american education system.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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