- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Justin Bieber.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

your mum

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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