- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Justin Bieber

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

guess what? bannanas

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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