- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

A Serbian Film

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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