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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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