Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Anti Joke

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