Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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