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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Nick Cannon

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Please ignore this statement.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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