What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Dislike if you are a prostitute

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

i like turtles

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

I agree to the terms and conditions

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Eric is gay Ha

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