One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Anti Joke

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