no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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im telling maguire

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Anti Joke

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