My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Anti Joke

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