Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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