What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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