Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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