Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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smell the vitamin C

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Hail Hitler

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Golf.

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Anti Joke

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