- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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