- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

You dropped something.... Yo lip

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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