Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Your Mom

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