What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Skinny people fart less.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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