God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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