- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Knock knock.

So a bar walks into a man...

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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