Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Matt is a Duster!

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

outside your comfort zone

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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