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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Chuck Norris.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

You having friends.

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