- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Black people having a Job.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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