Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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