why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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