- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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