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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Caroline Kelly.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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