why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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miha kako si?

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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