What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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