- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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