What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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