- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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