- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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